The Darndest Things

"My nose sells the booger to my finger and my finger sells the booger to my mouth."

niece, Miss. E., age five, as she gives her explanation of "The Booger Store", her nickname for her nose, complete with hand gestures

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Nephew: "Hey, Rump Shaker."
Auntie: "Who are you calling "Rump Shaker"?
N: "You!"
A: "I don't answer to Rump Shaker, I answer to Sherri or Auntie Sherri".
N: (reluctantly) "Ok, Sherri."

conversation with nephew, RT, age six